I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1706. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 90.32 | 97.4% | 2024-01-10 |
| 1707. | Dang (dang2009) | 90.31 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| 1708. | MTR (geekbeast) | 90.26 | 97.7% | 2024-09-25 |
| 1709. | Mike (mikedoel85) | 90.23 | 95% | 2023-08-27 |
| 1710. | Sapp (sappp_) | 90.22 | 98% | 2024-09-10 |
| 1711. | typeRacer (olegbucolo) | 90.20 | 97.5% | 2024-07-17 |
| 1712. | Trishu (trishu) | 90.20 | 98% | 2025-07-04 |
| 1713. | Kyle (breadsy) | 90.20 | 96.8% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1714. | Tyler (exilereject) | 90.20 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 1715. | Ryan Le (esketit3020) | 90.19 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 1716. | yong (coaleo) | 90.18 | 95.9% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1717. | py (pytech) | 90.17 | 97.8% | 2024-08-03 |
| 1718. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 90.17 | 96.8% | 2024-01-16 |
| 1719. | Rem (remroid66) | 90.14 | 98.2% | 2024-03-27 |
| 1720. | VanGoblin (vangoblin) | 90.13 | 98.5% | 2024-10-18 |
| 1721. | Patrick (pkr505) | 90.13 | 99% | 2023-08-14 |
| 1722. | player (writer35) | 90.10 | 94.7% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1723. | David (dave_em) | 90.10 | 99.1% | 2025-03-01 |
| 1724. | pengin (lhp0) | 90.05 | 98% | 2023-06-03 |
| 1725. | Hafiz (hafizlah) | 90.03 | 97.4% | 2023-10-30 |
| 1726. | bobby (bobby7564) | 90.02 | 97.7% | 2024-11-04 |
| 1727. | Denec (denec) | 90.02 | 96.9% | 2024-07-25 |
| 1728. | JoshKeebs (joshdub9707) | 90.01 | 95.3% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1729. | chris (chrisdu12) | 90.00 | 96.2% | 2024-09-05 |
| 1730. | Bobataaa (scaraismylord) | 90.00 | 98% | 2024-07-03 |
| 1731. | Brennan (pochita45) | 89.99 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 1732. | Shiva (shivajreddy) | 89.98 | 98.6% | 2024-06-05 |
| 1733. | Richard (jorimi) | 89.98 | 97.9% | 2024-06-02 |
| 1734. | Exyiaevox (exyia) | 89.98 | 97% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1735. | Benjin (benjin7) | 89.96 | 97.7% | 2023-08-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |