So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 48. | john the tron (johnthetron) | 72.25 | 100% | 2024-10-22 |
| 49. | Renzo (raccon) | 72.16 | 100% | 2022-03-03 |
| 50. | John (jagrad) | 70.84 | 100% | 2011-08-20 |
| 51. | Jacob (jacobk707) | 70.68 | 100% | 2017-08-03 |
| 52. | Trent (priyank45) | 69.80 | 100% | 2018-07-04 |
| 53. | emu (emu995) | 69.79 | 100% | 2012-03-19 |
| 54. | NikiAtom (4beth_esda) | 69.09 | 100% | 2018-10-14 |
| 55. | Mostafa (mostafa_moharram) | 68.25 | 100% | 2023-06-09 |
| 56. | its_tokyo (junun) | 67.74 | 100% | 2025-05-22 |
| 57. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 67.57 | 100% | 2022-08-01 |
| 58. | KK (kk123456) | 66.82 | 100% | 2013-06-02 |
| 59. | Hunter (huntertyler) | 65.98 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 60. | kìêL♠ (kiel10) | 65.70 | 100% | 2015-01-02 |
| 61. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 65.65 | 100% | 2024-01-01 |
| 62. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 65.56 | 100% | 2023-06-06 |
| 63. | Walker (_walker) | 65.55 | 100% | 2024-01-26 |
| 64. | Chris (chris_p) | 64.83 | 100% | 2025-03-27 |
| 65. | k (lumogas) | 64.28 | 100% | 2015-12-20 |
| 66. | Elle (ellieeeee) | 63.76 | 100% | 2024-10-18 |
| 67. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 63.37 | 100% | 2020-07-29 |
| 68. | Goyal (goyal) | 63.03 | 100% | 2016-12-23 |
| 69. | salman (bhaijan) | 62.72 | 100% | 2013-07-18 |
| 70. | 妮拉莫莫 (aniket_j) | 62.64 | 100% | 2024-12-09 |
| 71. | Kaveh (ostd2000) | 62.49 | 100% | 2024-02-28 |
| 72. | Matthew (mattarous) | 61.63 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 73. | A. (sanikku5) | 60.94 | 100% | 2024-07-04 |
| 74. | No (jopear) | 60.45 | 100% | 2021-02-06 |
| 75. | Shiji (sandevistan) | 59.97 | 100% | 2024-10-28 |
| 76. | Stan (sttdex) | 59.52 | 100% | 2024-07-23 |
| 77. | Rishu (kashyapamlesh) | 57.60 | 100% | 2015-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |