The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 54. | Pretzels (pretzelz73) | 46.41 | 100% | 2024-10-22 |
| 55. | hello (101_hallelujah_101) | 44.99 | 100% | 2012-07-08 |
| 56. | skhouf (skhouf) | 44.86 | 100% | 2024-10-27 |
| 57. | tushar (tushu) | 44.30 | 100% | 2014-04-11 |
| 58. | Jericho (hongjericho) | 44.08 | 100% | 2014-01-09 |
| 59. | Mar la arag. (duale260) | 44.07 | 100% | 2024-09-21 |
| 60. | chasen (chasen312) | 43.84 | 100% | 2013-04-24 |
| 61. | a (cmdhk) | 43.33 | 100% | 2025-02-13 |
| 62. | Peter (peterlyn313) | 43.25 | 100% | 2021-04-04 |
| 63. | birendra (kitsbiru) | 43.03 | 100% | 2016-10-14 |
| 64. | SOHEL AHMAD (sohelahmad) | 40.86 | 100% | 2024-04-02 |
| 65. | Insta: Thomas.Rowland (chop... | 40.79 | 100% | 2011-06-02 |
| 66. | mosing (mosing) | 40.73 | 100% | 2014-01-09 |
| 67. | Huzaifa (mohdhuzaifaansari) | 40.45 | 100% | 2024-12-24 |
| 68. | channel (jellenahc) | 36.54 | 100% | 2024-03-08 |
| 69. | japhet worukumo (jayjay111) | 32.69 | 100% | 2024-04-09 |
| 70. | Alex (alexey0) | 32.02 | 100% | 2014-04-05 |
| 71. | Dashing Danger (dashing_dan... | 31.64 | 100% | 2024-06-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |