I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2283 | 2025-01-27 09:05:04 | 154.95 | 97.7% |
| 1454 | 2025-01-22 06:30:41 | 159.32 | 98.8% |
| 1236 | 2025-01-21 06:11:27 | 144.89 | 97.3% |