Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3950 | 2023-09-20 15:35:53 | 116.30 | 100% |
| 2920 | 2023-09-12 20:46:13 | 113.83 | 98.7% |
| 1803 | 2023-08-31 20:03:38 | 107.28 | 98.3% |
| 1150 | 2023-08-28 00:21:36 | 112.92 | 100% |