Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 20964 | 2021-07-08 17:57:23 | 101.20 | 100% |
| 18340 | 2021-02-18 14:47:53 | 81.51 | 97.2% |
| 18036 | 2021-02-14 14:23:23 | 84.22 | 99.1% |
| 14563 | 2020-11-21 00:48:39 | 83.66 | 97% |
| 13630 | 2020-11-06 14:24:48 | 91.19 | 98% |
| 8749 | 2020-05-15 20:12:52 | 76.36 | 96% |
| 5564 | 2020-02-28 22:44:41 | 84.75 | 98% |
| 1348 | 2019-10-18 13:49:43 | 71.86 | 99% |