Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6914 | 2021-03-21 11:28:30 | 72.17 | 93% |
| 6512 | 2021-02-13 17:02:21 | 75.64 | 95.5% |