Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 184 | 2019-08-11 12:59:42 | 72.11 | 96% |
| 126 | 2019-06-10 14:06:50 | 73.87 | 95% |