Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 776 | 2022-05-08 18:03:57 | 31.77 | 97% |
| 554 | 2021-09-29 09:45:00 | 35.55 | 98% |