Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10847 | 2023-08-19 19:51:24 | 103.18 | 98% |
| 6525 | 2023-03-14 14:41:07 | 97.55 | 96% |
| 3522 | 2022-07-18 16:10:14 | 97.18 | 97% |
| 3488 | 2022-07-16 19:21:07 | 79.85 | 96% |
| 3111 | 2022-06-15 16:17:11 | 89.15 | 96% |