Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1537 | 2022-01-22 00:48:46 | 67.90 | 97% |
| 863 | 2021-11-15 21:37:14 | 66.29 | 96% |