Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2154 | 2022-01-23 11:22:52 | 63.84 | 95% |
| 703 | 2019-10-18 13:57:15 | 47.49 | 93% |