Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3898 | 2022-08-15 07:46:11 | 57.12 | 95% |
| 3828 | 2022-05-23 18:00:35 | 67.16 | 97% |