Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2810 | 2025-04-25 15:52:29 | 110.40 | 99% |
| 1431 | 2024-02-09 19:51:26 | 76.71 | 94.9% |
| 1220 | 2024-01-14 18:15:25 | 92.26 | 97.3% |