Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 35209 | 2025-05-12 13:56:10 | 94.21 | 98% |
| 28704 | 2024-05-12 15:38:15 | 82.16 | 93.7% |
| 25924 | 2024-03-18 22:24:18 | 102.69 | 98.8% |
| 25336 | 2024-02-22 16:51:58 | 114.44 | 97.9% |
| 24802 | 2024-02-13 20:48:36 | 111.45 | 98.3% |
| 19794 | 2023-09-26 21:13:01 | 93.30 | 97.2% |
| 17373 | 2023-08-21 13:35:38 | 85.18 | 97.7% |
| 15800 | 2022-10-13 22:18:34 | 100.21 | 96% |
| 14067 | 2022-09-15 17:04:41 | 95.09 | 97% |
| 13344 | 2022-09-08 17:08:26 | 93.37 | 97% |
| 4134 | 2021-01-11 13:37:37 | 79.47 | 95% |
| 3911 | 2021-01-08 10:04:28 | 85.16 | 97% |