Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3801 | 2023-08-18 18:03:48 | 58.45 | 94.8% |
| 3236 | 2023-08-16 18:44:07 | 50.51 | 95% |