Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5438 | 2022-12-23 11:27:36 | 70.07 | 96% |
| 5072 | 2022-07-19 08:09:06 | 81.16 | 97% |
| 402 | 2021-08-10 11:45:08 | 55.79 | 96% |
| 317 | 2021-07-25 11:40:39 | 46.02 | 93% |