Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 757 | 2021-04-19 16:29:05 | 54.03 | 95% |
| 138 | 2021-01-30 17:50:05 | 34.47 | 95.1% |