Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7032 | 2021-07-31 15:31:42 | 72.58 | 96% |
| 6930 | 2021-07-23 06:06:59 | 62.67 | 94% |
| 5071 | 2021-04-08 16:23:45 | 63.45 | 95% |
| 4299 | 2021-03-01 12:29:22 | 57.34 | 94.2% |
| 807 | 2020-07-25 04:18:32 | 52.03 | 96% |