Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1769 | 2021-11-23 14:46:56 | 63.73 | 95% |
| 35 | 2020-05-25 15:15:48 | 46.15 | 95% |