And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1768 | 2014-11-10 00:16:14 | 84.57 | 91% |
| 1347 | 2014-03-07 04:40:53 | 80.48 | 91% |
| 1134 | 2014-01-13 22:30:50 | 86.01 | 98% |
| 873 | 2013-12-12 02:28:00 | 74.20 | 94% |
| 738 | 2013-12-07 17:58:52 | 68.38 | 88% |