And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2111 | 2013-11-24 17:04:37 | 91.43 | 89% |
| 1380 | 2012-11-19 04:45:58 | 91.27 | 93% |
| 1319 | 2012-10-29 15:57:18 | 106.45 | 93% |
| 1316 | 2012-10-29 15:50:06 | 93.63 | 90% |
| 1236 | 2012-09-25 16:01:23 | 89.03 | 91% |
| 1005 | 2012-08-19 04:58:53 | 101.60 | 95% |
| 1001 | 2012-08-17 17:47:12 | 91.32 | 91% |
| 452 | 2012-03-31 06:18:28 | 78.47 | 88% |