And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5591 | 2014-04-15 22:47:57 | 102.01 | 93% |
| 4695 | 2013-03-06 06:44:01 | 107.77 | 95% |
| 3341 | 2012-07-18 03:53:00 | 108.47 | 96% |
| 3267 | 2012-07-15 06:47:53 | 112.77 | 97% |
| 1984 | 2011-04-15 17:18:47 | 107.94 | |
| 1537 | 2010-10-28 19:47:55 | 105.00 | |
| 1100 | 2010-08-28 19:59:14 | 93.10 | |
| 722 | 2010-07-28 17:25:34 | 111.81 | |
| 527 | 2010-07-21 14:30:41 | 91.93 |