And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5796 | 2016-04-26 01:38:20 | 128.83 | 97% |
| 5703 | 2016-02-17 01:45:09 | 108.31 | 93% |
| 5635 | 2016-01-13 03:46:40 | 117.31 | 97% |
| 5484 | 2015-09-06 15:30:17 | 105.86 | 94% |
| 4932 | 2014-11-18 00:18:29 | 111.32 | 96% |
| 4892 | 2014-10-22 22:56:43 | 128.26 | 97% |
| 4714 | 2014-08-10 23:04:02 | 106.11 | 91% |
| 3078 | 2013-11-23 08:07:18 | 103.33 | 92% |
| 1681 | 2013-10-18 17:35:07 | 98.13 | 89% |
| 1668 | 2013-10-17 21:49:44 | 97.10 | 88% |
| 1052 | 2013-10-10 10:01:07 | 101.75 | 95% |
| 991 | 2013-10-09 18:33:49 | 102.99 | 92% |
| 530 | 2013-10-04 20:28:54 | 112.41 | 96% |
| 241 | 2013-09-30 21:57:06 | 92.59 | 91% |