And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 4421 | 2012-05-18 10:03:22 | 70.77 | 93% |
| 4318 | 2012-01-03 13:52:01 | 69.53 | 91% |
| 3666 | 2010-12-24 05:29:24 | 75.70 | |
| 3593 | 2010-12-21 12:22:39 | 88.27 | |
| 2817 | 2010-06-14 14:29:54 | 75.51 | |
| 2379 | 2010-02-03 13:46:59 | 79.84 | |
| 2034 | 2009-08-30 07:35:35 | 65.40 | |
| 1906 | 2009-08-21 11:30:21 | 69.33 | |
| 1360 | 2009-07-25 07:11:44 | 66.83 | |
| 896 | 2009-07-17 12:34:06 | 67.30 | |
| 855 | 2009-07-17 10:27:55 | 63.37 | |
| 783 | 2009-07-11 14:41:18 | 64.96 | |
| 687 | 2009-07-10 07:04:21 | 60.28 | |
| 645 | 2009-07-09 06:24:57 | 63.35 | |
| 555 | 2009-06-30 12:53:34 | 56.64 | |
| 539 | 2009-06-30 09:18:19 | 55.49 | |
| 71 | 2009-05-24 06:23:19 | 43.74 |