And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2551 | 2015-07-05 18:57:20 | 95.97 | 93% |
| 1721 | 2014-08-27 17:36:27 | 86.01 | 93% |
| 1701 | 2014-08-25 15:11:05 | 87.26 | 94% |
| 1461 | 2014-05-27 15:18:57 | 90.41 | 94% |
| 956 | 2014-05-03 17:44:03 | 90.60 | 93% |
| 951 | 2014-05-03 17:38:19 | 81.95 | 92% |
| 399 | 2012-09-13 07:00:18 | 63.53 | 94% |
| 22 | 2012-07-07 19:06:19 | 44.66 | 86% |