And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3500 | 2014-12-26 01:52:19 | 68.92 | 90% |
| 3084 | 2014-11-01 04:59:52 | 73.43 | 94% |
| 2286 | 2014-08-10 10:19:49 | 70.24 | 93% |
| 1471 | 2014-05-22 16:42:22 | 64.78 | 93% |
| 1333 | 2014-05-18 14:03:25 | 65.11 | 93% |
| 617 | 2014-04-01 14:00:13 | 69.83 | 98% |
| 351 | 2014-03-11 19:46:52 | 69.63 | 97% |