And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3057 | 2009-05-13 21:20:28 | 68.44 | |
| 2927 | 2009-04-30 19:18:10 | 77.40 | |
| 2882 | 2009-04-29 04:43:23 | 74.23 | |
| 2676 | 2009-04-20 06:03:08 | 67.11 | |
| 2333 | 2009-04-10 04:03:21 | 59.26 | |
| 2077 | 2009-03-29 09:28:47 | 65.93 | |
| 1070 | 2009-02-07 07:50:03 | 62.90 | |
| 704 | 2009-01-20 21:16:07 | 47.42 | |
| 396 | 2009-01-14 21:01:05 | 53.05 | |
| 356 | 2009-01-11 22:31:32 | 51.19 | |
| 289 | 2009-01-11 15:05:42 | 56.39 | |
| 141 | 2009-01-04 23:31:50 | 48.32 |