And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 5065 | 2016-10-17 21:01:25 | 95.15 | 98% |
| 5031 | 2016-10-17 17:23:02 | 89.97 | 95% |
| 4668 | 2016-09-30 19:34:01 | 80.47 | 92% |
| 4374 | 2016-09-08 20:47:15 | 90.03 | 94% |
| 4147 | 2016-08-24 16:31:07 | 93.39 | 97% |
| 3817 | 2016-08-02 20:35:06 | 92.75 | 97% |
| 3603 | 2016-07-25 17:42:20 | 77.87 | 91% |
| 2451 | 2015-12-14 18:59:37 | 73.96 | 88% |
| 2364 | 2015-12-08 19:28:10 | 81.89 | 92% |
| 1826 | 2015-11-11 15:00:44 | 89.37 | 96% |
| 768 | 2015-07-08 14:18:20 | 79.87 | 96% |
| 223 | 2013-12-17 05:18:09 | 62.37 | 93% |
| 111 | 2013-12-14 21:10:26 | 59.91 | 89% |