And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
| Game | Time | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|
| 3301 | 2010-08-10 14:42:27 | 93.30 | |
| 2812 | 2010-05-09 03:30:46 | 87.74 | |
| 2551 | 2010-04-10 11:03:50 | 95.24 | |
| 1780 | 2010-03-01 06:58:34 | 106.99 | |
| 1698 | 2010-02-27 18:23:35 | 89.87 | |
| 1361 | 2010-02-20 17:14:07 | 84.66 | |
| 1030 | 2010-02-12 16:29:50 | 95.22 | |
| 755 | 2010-02-03 15:25:26 | 76.98 | |
| 717 | 2010-02-03 13:21:09 | 93.53 | |
| 525 | 2010-01-30 06:52:15 | 100.91 | |
| 292 | 2010-01-24 13:39:57 | 96.23 |