Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
Half the time she did things not simply, not for themselves;... |
68.68 |
1.0521 |
0.4294 |
166 |
1 |
68.68 |
2022-05-06 |
2. |
Then suddenly the humour of the situation came into my mind:... |
68.59 |
1.0392 |
0.4252 |
191 |
2 |
65.58 |
2021-04-11 |
3. |
The main thing to do is pay attention. Pay close attention t... |
68.53 |
1.0690 |
0.4059 |
173 |
1 |
68.53 |
2021-04-11 |
4. |
And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals ... |
68.14 |
1.1064 |
0.3619 |
147 |
1 |
68.14 |
2021-04-09 |
5. |
But her brain was not interested in the future. Loaded with ... |
67.94 |
1.0651 |
0.3849 |
155 |
1 |
67.94 |
2022-05-09 |
6. |
With people like us, you should hang out, get to know what t... |
67.07 |
1.0994 |
0.3456 |
191 |
1 |
67.07 |
2021-04-09 |
7. |
Do you know what an artist and a sniper have in common? Deta... |
66.80 |
1.0438 |
0.3911 |
263 |
1 |
66.80 |
2021-11-13 |
8. |
I been doin' this a long time. I ain't never said nothin' to... |
66.29 |
1.0157 |
0.4024 |
68 |
1 |
66.29 |
2021-04-11 |
9. |
Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime and never... |
65.06 |
1.1020 |
0.2996 |
164 |
1 |
65.06 |
2021-04-09 |
10. |
Still, we will let all this be a thing of the past, though i... |
65.01 |
1.0438 |
0.3541 |
216 |
1 |
65.01 |
2021-04-11 |
11. |
Fools rush in where wise men never go, but wise men never fa... |
64.83 |
1.0765 |
0.3183 |
178 |
1 |
64.83 |
2022-05-06 |
12. |
There is no real going back. Though I may come to the Shire,... |
64.65 |
1.0562 |
0.3364 |
203 |
1 |
64.65 |
2021-04-11 |
13. |
It is vitally important for us to keep engaging with the wor... |
64.23 |
1.0366 |
0.3486 |
245 |
1 |
64.23 |
2021-04-11 |
14. |
We're living on borrowed time here. Every minute of our life... |
64.14 |
1.0281 |
0.3491 |
270 |
2 |
63.65 |
2022-05-09 |
15. |
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back t... |
63.74 |
1.0619 |
0.3078 |
186 |
1 |
63.74 |
2022-05-09 |
16. |
What you gonna do with your man there? You're always gonna h... |
63.59 |
1.0200 |
0.3741 |
329 |
1 |
63.59 |
2022-05-09 |
17. |
The hills are alive with the sound of music, with songs they... |
63.42 |
1.1177 |
0.2472 |
185 |
1 |
63.42 |
2022-05-06 |
18. |
I know it's a mistake. But there are certain things in life ... |
63.31 |
1.1539 |
0.2058 |
207 |
1 |
63.31 |
2021-04-09 |
19. |
I know you're coming in the night like a thief, but I've had... |
63.27 |
1.0063 |
0.3549 |
226 |
1 |
63.27 |
2021-11-13 |
20. |
I don't know who I am, I don't trust who you are. Lately all... |
63.20 |
1.0381 |
0.3038 |
190 |
1 |
63.20 |
2021-04-11 |
21. |
Losing you would end my life you see, 'cause you mean that m... |
62.99 |
1.0524 |
0.2872 |
131 |
1 |
62.99 |
2022-05-09 |
22. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
62.87 |
1.1048 |
0.2486 |
233 |
1 |
62.87 |
2021-04-09 |
23. |
Saying "I love you" is not the words I want to hear from you... |
62.74 |
1.0719 |
0.2763 |
268 |
1 |
62.74 |
2021-04-09 |
24. |
If I were a rich man, I'd build a big tall house with rooms ... |
62.64 |
1.0788 |
0.2703 |
277 |
1 |
62.64 |
2021-04-09 |
25. |
For the first time the magnitude of what he had undertaken c... |
62.63 |
1.0647 |
0.2801 |
316 |
1 |
62.63 |
2021-04-11 |
26. |
You've faced horrors in these past weeks... I don't know whi... |
62.60 |
1.0170 |
0.3142 |
195 |
1 |
62.60 |
2021-04-11 |
27. |
My teacher scolds me that I neglect education, she don't kno... |
62.59 |
1.0087 |
0.3268 |
176 |
1 |
62.59 |
2022-05-09 |
28. |
In any war, there are calms between storms. There will be da... |
62.55 |
1.1217 |
0.2415 |
192 |
1 |
62.55 |
2021-04-11 |
29. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
62.31 |
1.0642 |
0.2779 |
266 |
1 |
62.31 |
2021-04-11 |
30. |
Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. T... |
62.26 |
1.0353 |
0.3051 |
190 |
1 |
62.26 |
2021-11-13 |
31. |
The poor man determined to find another home, hoping that wh... |
61.75 |
1.0347 |
0.2770 |
129 |
1 |
61.75 |
2021-04-09 |
32. |
To pass beyond is what I seek, I fear that I may be too weak... |
61.65 |
1.0396 |
0.2887 |
200 |
1 |
61.65 |
2021-04-11 |
33. |
They burned the flag and they demonstrated against us; it's ... |
61.56 |
1.0426 |
0.2841 |
288 |
1 |
61.56 |
2022-05-09 |
34. |
Fool, prate not to me about covenants. There can be no coven... |
61.55 |
1.0070 |
0.3195 |
308 |
1 |
61.55 |
2022-05-06 |
35. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
61.25 |
1.0113 |
0.3294 |
236 |
1 |
61.25 |
2021-04-09 |
36. |
She was wearing a pair of my pajamas with the sleeves rolled... |
61.13 |
1.0183 |
0.3005 |
326 |
1 |
61.13 |
2021-04-11 |
37. |
Bad luck, I guess. It floats around. It's got to land on som... |
61.04 |
1.0044 |
0.3091 |
189 |
1 |
61.04 |
2021-04-09 |
38. |
I wrote about how last weekend my parents and I waited in li... |
61.03 |
1.0296 |
0.2699 |
178 |
1 |
61.03 |
2021-04-09 |
39. |
In the all night cafe at a quarter past eleven, same old man... |
60.97 |
1.0371 |
0.2703 |
189 |
1 |
60.97 |
2021-04-09 |
40. |
Try to keep in mind that a young person playing Willy Loman ... |
60.88 |
1.0588 |
0.2502 |
236 |
1 |
60.88 |
2021-04-09 |
41. |
Okay, listen to me, Judy. I don't mind that you're working w... |
60.26 |
1.0301 |
0.2611 |
241 |
1 |
60.26 |
2021-04-11 |
42. |
The only problem with the treatment was that it worked too w... |
60.00 |
1.0499 |
0.2403 |
219 |
1 |
60.00 |
2022-05-09 |
43. |
The brain can be a tool. It can recall phone numbers, solve ... |
59.93 |
1.0367 |
0.2554 |
406 |
1 |
59.93 |
2021-04-11 |
44. |
The terminator wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It w... |
59.85 |
1.0585 |
0.2310 |
363 |
1 |
59.85 |
2021-04-11 |
45. |
A time being is someone who lives in time, and that means yo... |
59.71 |
1.0552 |
0.2285 |
438 |
1 |
59.71 |
2021-04-09 |
46. |
I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to ... |
59.66 |
0.9850 |
0.3024 |
348 |
1 |
59.66 |
2021-04-09 |
47. |
Sure is mellow grazin' in the grass. What a trip just watchi... |
59.24 |
0.9927 |
0.2830 |
211 |
1 |
59.24 |
2022-05-06 |
48. |
Well, all I can say Gerry is that some marches are for thing... |
59.20 |
1.0379 |
0.2400 |
482 |
1 |
59.20 |
2021-04-09 |
49. |
We settled down together, in the bow of the boat, and we loo... |
59.06 |
1.0292 |
0.2405 |
356 |
1 |
59.06 |
2021-04-09 |
50. |
She sits in a corner by the door. There must be more I can t... |
59.02 |
1.1173 |
0.1516 |
212 |
1 |
59.02 |
2021-04-09 |
51. |
Soon I'll be sixty years old, my daddy got sixty-one. Rememb... |
58.93 |
0.9828 |
0.2855 |
216 |
1 |
58.93 |
2021-11-13 |
52. |
I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it... |
58.88 |
1.0519 |
0.2113 |
266 |
1 |
58.88 |
2021-04-11 |
53. |
Certainly the determining acts of her life were not ideally ... |
58.76 |
1.0085 |
0.2592 |
288 |
1 |
58.76 |
2022-05-09 |
54. |
I'll be the number two guy here in about six weeks. How? Nam... |
58.74 |
0.9614 |
0.3046 |
205 |
1 |
58.74 |
2021-04-09 |
55. |
I cheated on the intelligence test, I'm sorry! But I just wa... |
58.69 |
1.0337 |
0.2295 |
313 |
2 |
51.75 |
2022-05-06 |
56. |
No one can hurry me down to Hades before my time, but if a m... |
58.61 |
1.0527 |
0.2106 |
162 |
1 |
58.61 |
2021-04-11 |
57. |
If you ask me, people spend far too much time looking for so... |
58.57 |
1.0063 |
0.2312 |
158 |
1 |
58.57 |
2021-04-09 |
58. |
Take my hand for a minute. We're in it. Imagine all the pain... |
58.56 |
0.9832 |
0.2767 |
329 |
1 |
58.56 |
2022-05-06 |
59. |
I know nobody knows, where it comes and where it goes. I kno... |
58.49 |
0.9847 |
0.2603 |
119 |
1 |
58.49 |
2021-04-09 |
60. |
When you meet someone better than yourself, turn your though... |
58.47 |
1.0393 |
0.2056 |
170 |
1 |
58.47 |
2021-04-09 |
61. |
We've had vicious kings and we've had idiot kings, but I don... |
58.47 |
0.9778 |
0.2793 |
126 |
1 |
58.47 |
2021-04-09 |
62. |
As my bones grew they did hurt. They hurt really bad. I trie... |
58.36 |
1.0644 |
0.1916 |
223 |
1 |
58.36 |
2021-04-09 |
63. |
If there's one thing I learned from Rodrick, it's to set peo... |
58.30 |
0.9844 |
0.2581 |
154 |
1 |
58.30 |
2021-04-11 |
64. |
Benjamin was the oldest animal on the farm, and the worst te... |
58.17 |
1.0248 |
0.2099 |
283 |
1 |
58.17 |
2021-04-11 |
65. |
No. Because there are people out there who buy things, peopl... |
58.12 |
1.0468 |
0.2007 |
235 |
1 |
58.12 |
2022-05-09 |
66. |
Gold and rose, the color of the dream I had not too long ago... |
57.73 |
1.0603 |
0.1792 |
363 |
1 |
57.73 |
2021-04-09 |
67. |
All beauty comes from beautiful blood and a beautiful brain.... |
57.23 |
0.9836 |
0.2507 |
297 |
1 |
57.23 |
2021-04-11 |
68. |
I have proved in my own case that it is of no small benefit ... |
57.22 |
1.0342 |
0.1983 |
346 |
1 |
57.22 |
2021-04-09 |
69. |
I do not for one think that the problem was that the band wa... |
57.11 |
1.0251 |
0.2040 |
269 |
1 |
57.11 |
2021-04-09 |
70. |
The man who lies to himself and listens to his own lie comes... |
57.03 |
1.0507 |
0.1766 |
429 |
1 |
57.03 |
2021-04-11 |
71. |
When I was a child, I heard voices. Some would sing and some... |
56.88 |
1.0445 |
0.1785 |
399 |
1 |
56.88 |
2021-04-11 |
72. |
The only thing that burns in hell is the part of you that wo... |
56.53 |
1.0326 |
0.1839 |
384 |
1 |
56.53 |
2021-04-11 |
73. |
It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best... |
56.44 |
1.0580 |
0.1566 |
264 |
1 |
56.44 |
2021-04-11 |
74. |
I thought I had it all together, but I was led astray the da... |
56.20 |
1.0550 |
0.1462 |
176 |
1 |
56.20 |
2021-11-13 |
75. |
The fear of death has disordered my reason and subjected me ... |
55.56 |
0.9870 |
0.1956 |
175 |
1 |
55.56 |
2021-04-11 |
76. |
Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve t... |
55.55 |
0.9967 |
0.1822 |
149 |
1 |
55.55 |
2021-04-09 |
77. |
We all require devotion to something more than ourselves for... |
54.75 |
0.9652 |
0.1913 |
87 |
1 |
54.75 |
2021-04-09 |
78. |
How thick do you have to be to believe what a digital, prete... |
54.38 |
1.0073 |
0.1569 |
315 |
1 |
54.38 |
2021-04-11 |
79. |
It is the evening of the day. I sit and watch the children p... |
53.46 |
0.9558 |
0.1872 |
137 |
1 |
53.46 |
2019-05-07 |
80. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
52.74 |
1.0628 |
0.0710 |
239 |
1 |
52.74 |
2021-04-09 |
81. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
51.87 |
1.0133 |
0.1024 |
207 |
1 |
51.87 |
2021-04-09 |
82. |
Somewhere in the forest where the waters meet lie the days b... |
51.67 |
1.0199 |
0.0856 |
206 |
1 |
51.67 |
2022-05-09 |
83. |
Perhaps the most successful disciple of the Graham and Dodd ... |
51.38 |
0.9183 |
0.2284 |
268 |
1 |
51.38 |
2021-04-09 |
84. |
The alternative to binge travel - the mini retirement - enta... |
51.30 |
1.0449 |
0.0579 |
253 |
1 |
51.30 |
2021-04-09 |
85. |
Take me ten minutes to get a king size Coke and a wedge of p... |
50.21 |
0.8951 |
0.1776 |
110 |
1 |
50.21 |
2019-05-07 |
86. |
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy ... |
50.14 |
1.0221 |
0.0541 |
150 |
1 |
50.14 |
2019-05-07 |
87. |
Abnormally rapid speculative enhancement of prices for exist... |
49.51 |
0.9523 |
0.1140 |
196 |
1 |
49.51 |
2021-04-09 |
88. |
An important distinction is that rich people buy luxuries la... |
49.24 |
1.0071 |
0.0809 |
330 |
1 |
49.24 |
2020-07-07 |
89. |
I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast ... |
48.73 |
1.0277 |
0.0175 |
253 |
1 |
48.73 |
2019-05-07 |
90. |
I looked at the captain. That terrible avenger, like an arch... |
48.16 |
0.9595 |
0.0731 |
326 |
1 |
48.16 |
2020-07-07 |
91. |
When you go on the run, the first thing you do is lay down t... |
47.23 |
1.0853 |
-0.0698 |
370 |
1 |
47.23 |
2019-05-07 |
92. |
I find it wholesome to be alone the greater part of the time... |
47.09 |
1.0292 |
-0.0205 |
221 |
1 |
47.09 |
2019-05-08 |
93. |
I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so th... |
46.35 |
1.0306 |
-0.0341 |
292 |
1 |
46.35 |
2019-05-07 |
94. |
I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choo... |
46.00 |
0.9364 |
0.0503 |
157 |
2 |
40.85 |
2019-05-07 |
95. |
If soldiers are punished before they have grown attached to ... |
45.58 |
0.9644 |
0.0125 |
263 |
1 |
45.58 |
2019-05-07 |
96. |
Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite... |
45.37 |
0.9085 |
0.0656 |
217 |
1 |
45.37 |
2019-05-07 |
97. |
Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill... |
45.29 |
0.8958 |
0.0772 |
145 |
1 |
45.29 |
2019-05-07 |
98. |
You know no one and no one knows you, and at the same time y... |
45.13 |
1.1051 |
-0.1377 |
169 |
1 |
45.13 |
2019-05-07 |
99. |
Wealth is a person's ability to survive so many number of da... |
45.03 |
0.8760 |
0.0813 |
130 |
1 |
45.03 |
2019-05-07 |
100. |
When the snow is on our mind, rows and rows and lines and li... |
44.78 |
1.0510 |
-0.0901 |
267 |
1 |
44.78 |
2019-05-07 |
101. |
If I'm laden at all, I'm laden with sadness that everyone's ... |
44.13 |
0.9283 |
0.0135 |
121 |
1 |
44.13 |
2019-05-07 |
102. |
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were strik... |
43.77 |
0.9227 |
0.0173 |
310 |
1 |
43.77 |
2019-05-07 |
103. |
Punch me in the face. - Punch you? - Yes, punch me in the fa... |
42.83 |
0.8100 |
0.1096 |
170 |
1 |
42.83 |
2020-07-07 |
104. |
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to an... |
42.40 |
0.7878 |
0.1220 |
113 |
1 |
42.40 |
2020-07-07 |
105. |
It's funny how one single thing you choose to see could chan... |
42.34 |
1.0000 |
-0.0979 |
113 |
1 |
42.34 |
2018-07-31 |
106. |
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. |
42.23 |
0.9676 |
-0.0644 |
44 |
1 |
42.23 |
2018-07-30 |
107. |
What distinguished Ellington from most of his contemporaries... |
42.19 |
0.9432 |
-0.0357 |
250 |
1 |
42.19 |
2019-05-07 |
108. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
41.80 |
0.8173 |
0.0818 |
200 |
1 |
41.80 |
2019-05-07 |
109. |
I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other peopl... |
41.70 |
1.0307 |
-0.1355 |
168 |
1 |
41.70 |
2019-05-07 |
110. |
The problem was the industry wasn't measured by who has the ... |
41.59 |
0.9864 |
-0.0916 |
321 |
1 |
41.59 |
2019-05-07 |
111. |
I believe virtually everything I read and I think that is wh... |
41.41 |
1.0182 |
-0.1373 |
140 |
1 |
41.41 |
2019-05-07 |
112. |
Love arrives exactly when love is supposed to, and love leav... |
41.05 |
0.9210 |
-0.0410 |
286 |
1 |
41.05 |
2019-05-07 |
113. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
40.75 |
0.8582 |
0.0173 |
191 |
1 |
40.75 |
2019-05-07 |
114. |
So they put on their friendly faces to pass their beloved VR... |
40.64 |
0.8887 |
-0.0188 |
174 |
1 |
40.64 |
2019-05-07 |
115. |
See, that's the kind of thing I'm hoping to avoid. So when m... |
40.07 |
1.0597 |
-0.2011 |
215 |
1 |
40.07 |
2018-07-31 |
116. |
Aight, look, I know you're not earning what you expected and... |
39.91 |
0.9127 |
-0.0566 |
168 |
1 |
39.91 |
2019-05-07 |
117. |
As the United States assumed greater status as a power in wo... |
39.65 |
1.0002 |
-0.1507 |
205 |
1 |
39.65 |
2019-05-07 |
118. |
Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those... |
39.63 |
0.9623 |
-0.1113 |
70 |
1 |
39.63 |
2018-07-31 |
119. |
They got an apartment with deep pile carpet and a couple of ... |
38.94 |
0.9703 |
-0.1352 |
166 |
1 |
38.94 |
2018-07-31 |
120. |
Come and hold my hand. I want to contact the living. Not sur... |
38.50 |
1.0341 |
-0.2092 |
201 |
1 |
38.50 |
2018-07-31 |
121. |
Some drivers actually perform best when there is a little ex... |
38.19 |
0.9657 |
-0.1466 |
240 |
1 |
38.19 |
2018-07-31 |
122. |
There's only one person in the world who's going to decide w... |
37.71 |
0.9378 |
-0.1340 |
94 |
1 |
37.71 |
2018-07-30 |
123. |
No battle is ever won. They are not even fought. The field o... |
37.10 |
0.9955 |
-0.2028 |
159 |
1 |
37.10 |
2018-07-31 |
124. |
Monkeys? Think a monkey knows he's sitting on top of a rocke... |
36.64 |
0.8501 |
-0.0652 |
277 |
1 |
36.64 |
2019-05-07 |
125. |
You know, Marty, I'm gonna be very sad to see you go. You've... |
36.38 |
0.9285 |
-0.1482 |
276 |
1 |
36.38 |
2018-07-31 |
126. |
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. |
36.28 |
1.0733 |
-0.2975 |
57 |
1 |
36.28 |
2018-07-30 |
127. |
Sometimes you are too ashamed to leave. That was true now. A... |
36.15 |
1.0663 |
-0.2933 |
146 |
1 |
36.15 |
2018-07-31 |
128. |
Dragged ya down below, down to the devil's show to be his gu... |
36.04 |
0.9290 |
-0.1576 |
222 |
1 |
36.04 |
2018-07-31 |
129. |
Right now the President's got his own problems with the Bay ... |
35.93 |
0.9410 |
-0.1725 |
250 |
1 |
35.93 |
2018-07-31 |
130. |
When analyzing images, constraint propagation works because ... |
35.90 |
0.9444 |
-0.1730 |
289 |
1 |
35.90 |
2018-07-31 |
131. |
Hello. My name is Leonard Lowe. It has been explained to me ... |
35.80 |
0.8665 |
-0.1035 |
110 |
1 |
35.80 |
2018-07-31 |
132. |
Do you have life insurance, Phil? Because if you do, you cou... |
35.72 |
0.9487 |
-0.1858 |
210 |
1 |
35.72 |
2018-07-31 |
133. |
Come on and love me just a little bit. I'm gonna teach you h... |
35.50 |
1.0039 |
-0.2520 |
124 |
1 |
35.50 |
2018-07-31 |
134. |
As happens sometimes, a moment settled and hovered and remai... |
35.29 |
1.0344 |
-0.2840 |
166 |
1 |
35.29 |
2018-07-30 |
135. |
He's not asking me to make a choice. He's telling me to take... |
35.16 |
1.0503 |
-0.2969 |
235 |
1 |
35.16 |
2018-07-30 |
136. |
I don't think it really helped me, in my love life, my nasce... |
34.93 |
1.0112 |
-0.2704 |
169 |
1 |
34.93 |
2018-07-31 |
137. |
While you were sleeping, you tossed, you turned. You rolled ... |
34.59 |
0.8635 |
-0.1230 |
172 |
1 |
34.59 |
2018-07-31 |
138. |
Like the generations of leaves, the lives of mortal men. Now... |
34.54 |
1.0654 |
-0.3246 |
258 |
1 |
34.54 |
2018-07-30 |
139. |
Do you realize she's having a baby on the other side of the ... |
34.49 |
0.9230 |
-0.1864 |
167 |
1 |
34.49 |
2018-07-31 |
140. |
As a victim, the Savage possessed, for Bernard, this enormou... |
34.41 |
0.8853 |
-0.1482 |
284 |
1 |
34.41 |
2018-07-31 |
141. |
Tonight I'm making deals with the devil, and I know it's gon... |
34.40 |
1.0699 |
-0.3345 |
118 |
1 |
34.40 |
2018-07-31 |
142. |
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their padd... |
34.35 |
0.9823 |
-0.2433 |
209 |
1 |
34.35 |
2018-07-30 |
143. |
You see I usually find myself among strangers because I drif... |
34.32 |
0.9090 |
-0.1770 |
129 |
1 |
34.32 |
2018-07-31 |
144. |
What if he shows up with another woman? What if one of my sl... |
34.16 |
0.9539 |
-0.2216 |
221 |
1 |
34.16 |
2018-07-30 |
145. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
34.06 |
1.0126 |
-0.2822 |
316 |
1 |
34.06 |
2018-07-31 |
146. |
Then suddenly Prince Andre was speaking for himself, his acc... |
33.79 |
0.8580 |
-0.1340 |
282 |
1 |
33.79 |
2018-07-31 |
147. |
I gave a letter to the postman, he put it in his sack. Brigh... |
33.74 |
0.8843 |
-0.1643 |
197 |
1 |
33.74 |
2018-07-31 |
148. |
Years ago, I was an angry young man. And I'd pretend that I ... |
33.71 |
0.9879 |
-0.2683 |
155 |
1 |
33.71 |
2018-07-31 |
149. |
Fidget: "Here, give me a pen. I'll draw it myself. Okay, the... |
33.53 |
0.7692 |
-0.0526 |
259 |
1 |
33.53 |
2019-05-07 |
150. |
I didn't say I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I... |
33.52 |
0.8997 |
-0.1862 |
159 |
1 |
33.52 |
2018-07-31 |
151. |
In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of histo... |
33.48 |
0.9321 |
-0.2149 |
158 |
1 |
33.48 |
2018-07-31 |
152. |
The idea of having nations and governments is as foolish as ... |
33.43 |
0.9566 |
-0.2412 |
257 |
1 |
33.43 |
2018-07-30 |
153. |
When you're in government, there's a million ways to exploit... |
33.39 |
0.8239 |
-0.1135 |
157 |
1 |
33.39 |
2018-07-31 |
154. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
33.39 |
0.8829 |
-0.1656 |
239 |
1 |
33.39 |
2018-07-31 |
155. |
No matter where you stand on the long path, right now, try v... |
33.29 |
1.1503 |
-0.4408 |
110 |
1 |
33.29 |
2018-07-30 |
156. |
While I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, g... |
33.25 |
0.9188 |
-0.2070 |
218 |
1 |
33.25 |
2018-07-31 |
157. |
In the not too distant future, next Sunday AD, there was a g... |
32.96 |
0.9495 |
-0.2421 |
277 |
1 |
32.96 |
2018-07-31 |
158. |
A hatch opened up and the aliens said, "We're sorry to learn... |
32.77 |
0.9150 |
-0.2136 |
186 |
1 |
32.77 |
2018-07-31 |
159. |
Banana brains, you're the apple of my eye. Stay with me toni... |
32.50 |
0.9211 |
-0.2285 |
107 |
1 |
32.50 |
2018-07-31 |
160. |
City of stars, are you shining just for me? City of stars, t... |
32.15 |
0.9569 |
-0.2719 |
196 |
1 |
32.15 |
2018-07-30 |
161. |
No, get out of town. My mom thinks I'm going camping with th... |
32.03 |
0.9789 |
-0.2939 |
290 |
1 |
32.03 |
2018-07-30 |
162. |
I got that sunshine in my pocket, got that good soul in my f... |
31.95 |
1.0165 |
-0.3346 |
216 |
1 |
31.95 |
2018-07-31 |
163. |
Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustib... |
31.82 |
0.7744 |
-0.0948 |
132 |
1 |
31.82 |
2018-07-31 |
164. |
This business is filled to the brim with unrealistic people ... |
31.71 |
0.9110 |
-0.2269 |
187 |
1 |
31.71 |
2018-07-31 |
165. |
Love is a command, not just a feeling. Somehow, in the roman... |
31.59 |
1.0537 |
-0.3756 |
270 |
1 |
31.59 |
2018-07-30 |
166. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
31.44 |
0.9726 |
-0.2979 |
249 |
1 |
31.44 |
2018-07-30 |
167. |
He had a few accomplices, none on record, most of the time c... |
31.38 |
0.9063 |
-0.2335 |
299 |
1 |
31.38 |
2018-07-31 |
168. |
Let's gather 'round the carcass of the old deflated beast. W... |
31.07 |
0.8993 |
-0.2363 |
224 |
1 |
31.07 |
2018-07-31 |
169. |
A basic rule of covert ops is let someone else do your dirty... |
31.01 |
0.9618 |
-0.2994 |
180 |
1 |
31.01 |
2018-07-31 |
170. |
So here I am, at probably the worst school in the country. W... |
30.98 |
0.9555 |
-0.2934 |
268 |
1 |
30.98 |
2018-07-31 |
171. |
Throw your soul through every open door, count your blessing... |
30.90 |
1.0272 |
-0.3649 |
179 |
1 |
30.90 |
2018-07-31 |
172. |
I am endeavoring, Madam, to construct a mnemonic memory circ... |
30.75 |
0.7965 |
-0.1393 |
98 |
1 |
30.75 |
2018-07-31 |
173. |
Walked out this morning, I don't believe what I saw: a hundr... |
30.57 |
0.9497 |
-0.3003 |
186 |
1 |
30.57 |
2018-07-31 |
174. |
Since, as is well known, God helps those who help themselves... |
30.13 |
0.9178 |
-0.2737 |
171 |
1 |
30.13 |
2018-07-30 |
175. |
People say these things because everyone holds fond memories... |
29.90 |
1.0236 |
-0.3824 |
290 |
1 |
29.90 |
2018-07-30 |
176. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
29.89 |
0.9875 |
-0.3478 |
281 |
1 |
29.89 |
2018-07-30 |
177. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
29.76 |
0.9938 |
-0.3572 |
211 |
1 |
29.76 |
2018-07-30 |
178. |
An honest bookstore would post the following sign above its ... |
29.36 |
0.8528 |
-0.2280 |
229 |
1 |
29.36 |
2018-07-31 |
179. |
It's an odd feeling, farewell. There is such envy in it. Men... |
29.31 |
1.0027 |
-0.3754 |
194 |
1 |
29.31 |
2018-07-31 |
180. |
And let's also say that change is neither good nor bad - it ... |
29.06 |
0.8869 |
-0.2677 |
200 |
1 |
29.06 |
2018-07-30 |
181. |
G.I. Joel's peers can question his ability, world championsh... |
28.70 |
0.8368 |
-0.2246 |
151 |
1 |
28.70 |
2018-07-31 |
182. |
They say there are no stupid questions. That's obviously wro... |
28.65 |
0.9736 |
-0.3646 |
258 |
1 |
28.65 |
2018-07-31 |
183. |
Very well - I'll bide my time. And as for you, my fine lady,... |
26.59 |
0.9359 |
-0.3709 |
215 |
1 |
26.59 |
2018-07-27 |