| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
122.52 |
1.1245 |
0.4618 |
71 |
2 |
103.49 |
2022-10-06 |
| 2. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
107.64 |
1.0582 |
0.3354 |
123 |
2 |
97.32 |
2022-10-06 |
| 3. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
101.15 |
1.0953 |
0.2143 |
117 |
1 |
101.15 |
2022-09-15 |
| 4. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
100.45 |
1.0889 |
0.2117 |
162 |
2 |
87.81 |
2022-09-15 |
| 5. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
99.93 |
1.0698 |
0.2240 |
122 |
1 |
99.93 |
2022-10-06 |
| 6. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
98.52 |
0.9999 |
0.2757 |
76 |
1 |
98.52 |
2022-09-14 |
| 7. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
97.47 |
1.0596 |
0.2024 |
91 |
1 |
97.47 |
2022-09-15 |
| 8. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
91.06 |
0.9923 |
0.1867 |
121 |
1 |
91.06 |
2022-10-06 |
| 9. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
90.08 |
1.0319 |
0.1344 |
87 |
1 |
90.08 |
2022-10-06 |
| 10. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
89.73 |
1.0305 |
0.1313 |
93 |
2 |
83.80 |
2022-10-06 |
| 11. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
89.46 |
1.0259 |
0.1324 |
53 |
1 |
89.46 |
2022-09-15 |
| 12. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
89.10 |
1.0294 |
0.1242 |
57 |
2 |
75.49 |
2022-10-06 |
| 13. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
88.68 |
1.0560 |
0.0922 |
134 |
1 |
88.68 |
2022-10-06 |
| 14. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
88.02 |
1.0389 |
0.1007 |
90 |
2 |
84.62 |
2022-09-15 |
| 15. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
87.29 |
0.9958 |
0.1344 |
55 |
1 |
87.29 |
2022-09-14 |
| 16. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
87.21 |
1.0062 |
0.1229 |
89 |
3 |
82.58 |
2022-10-06 |
| 17. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
82.83 |
1.0156 |
0.0568 |
106 |
4 |
74.69 |
2022-10-06 |
| 18. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
82.58 |
0.9846 |
0.0846 |
144 |
1 |
82.58 |
2022-10-06 |
| 19. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
82.35 |
1.0417 |
0.0245 |
101 |
1 |
82.35 |
2022-09-14 |
| 20. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
81.94 |
1.0973 |
-0.0364 |
121 |
1 |
81.94 |
2022-10-06 |
| 21. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
81.47 |
0.9720 |
0.0828 |
146 |
1 |
81.47 |
2022-10-06 |
| 22. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
80.95 |
1.0040 |
0.0441 |
61 |
1 |
80.95 |
2022-09-14 |
| 23. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
80.39 |
0.9958 |
0.0450 |
82 |
1 |
80.39 |
2022-09-14 |
| 24. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
80.38 |
1.0308 |
0.0099 |
120 |
1 |
80.38 |
2022-10-06 |
| 25. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
80.28 |
1.0295 |
0.0099 |
155 |
1 |
80.28 |
2022-10-06 |
| 26. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
77.79 |
1.0206 |
-0.0134 |
103 |
1 |
77.79 |
2022-10-06 |
| 27. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
76.40 |
1.0557 |
-0.0665 |
68 |
1 |
76.40 |
2022-10-06 |
| 28. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
76.14 |
0.9886 |
-0.0028 |
91 |
1 |
76.14 |
2022-09-15 |
| 29. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
75.97 |
1.0431 |
-0.0595 |
114 |
2 |
72.87 |
2022-10-06 |
| 30. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
74.70 |
0.9773 |
-0.0101 |
109 |
2 |
67.44 |
2022-10-06 |
| 31. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
72.61 |
1.0413 |
-0.1012 |
106 |
2 |
65.52 |
2022-10-06 |
| 32. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
72.48 |
0.9925 |
-0.0541 |
143 |
1 |
72.48 |
2022-10-06 |
| 33. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
71.80 |
1.0684 |
-0.1388 |
142 |
2 |
71.02 |
2022-10-06 |
| 34. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
69.88 |
1.0511 |
-0.1463 |
110 |
1 |
69.88 |
2022-09-14 |
| 35. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
69.61 |
1.0398 |
-0.1385 |
63 |
1 |
69.61 |
2022-10-06 |
| 36. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
66.56 |
0.9581 |
-0.0963 |
79 |
1 |
66.56 |
2022-09-15 |
| 37. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
65.15 |
0.9690 |
-0.1255 |
68 |
1 |
65.15 |
2022-09-15 |
| 38. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
65.03 |
1.0037 |
-0.1617 |
79 |
1 |
65.03 |
2022-10-06 |
| 39. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
63.32 |
0.9614 |
-0.1416 |
142 |
2 |
57.67 |
2022-09-15 |
| 40. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
61.46 |
0.9638 |
-0.1681 |
86 |
1 |
61.46 |
2022-09-15 |
| 41. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
61.05 |
1.0319 |
-0.2415 |
71 |
1 |
61.05 |
2022-10-06 |
| 42. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
61.02 |
1.1086 |
-0.3186 |
81 |
1 |
61.02 |
2022-10-06 |
| 43. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
58.88 |
0.9177 |
-0.1554 |
64 |
2 |
52.79 |
2022-10-06 |
| 44. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
56.62 |
1.0857 |
-0.3526 |
138 |
1 |
56.62 |
2022-10-06 |
| 45. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
55.47 |
0.8672 |
-0.1490 |
115 |
1 |
55.47 |
2022-10-06 |
| 46. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
51.09 |
0.9008 |
-0.2393 |
129 |
1 |
51.09 |
2022-09-15 |