| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
127.04 |
1.1086 |
0.1955 |
81 |
2 |
114.75 |
2023-01-27 |
| 2. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
119.60 |
1.0557 |
0.1680 |
68 |
2 |
116.67 |
2023-01-24 |
| 3. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
119.19 |
1.0787 |
0.1371 |
63 |
1 |
119.19 |
2023-01-19 |
| 4. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
118.09 |
1.0540 |
0.1498 |
74 |
1 |
118.09 |
2023-01-14 |
| 5. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
114.67 |
1.0928 |
0.0809 |
110 |
1 |
114.67 |
2023-01-28 |
| 6. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
113.87 |
1.0295 |
0.1410 |
155 |
2 |
113.43 |
2023-01-28 |
| 7. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
111.28 |
1.0464 |
0.0924 |
138 |
1 |
111.28 |
2023-01-16 |
| 8. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
110.96 |
1.0688 |
0.0749 |
97 |
1 |
110.96 |
2023-01-22 |
| 9. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
110.16 |
1.0407 |
0.0872 |
97 |
2 |
109.90 |
2023-01-20 |
| 10. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
109.79 |
1.0499 |
0.0677 |
113 |
2 |
104.07 |
2023-01-27 |
| 11. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
109.47 |
1.0398 |
0.0797 |
63 |
4 |
104.88 |
2023-02-14 |
| 12. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
109.09 |
0.9907 |
0.1253 |
56 |
2 |
106.38 |
2023-02-01 |
| 13. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
108.09 |
1.0389 |
0.0646 |
90 |
2 |
104.30 |
2023-01-18 |
| 14. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
107.95 |
1.0582 |
0.0547 |
123 |
2 |
104.10 |
2023-01-18 |
| 15. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
107.58 |
0.9831 |
0.1266 |
158 |
2 |
100.13 |
2023-01-27 |
| 16. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
105.61 |
1.0783 |
-0.0035 |
110 |
1 |
105.61 |
2023-01-14 |
| 17. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
105.32 |
0.9958 |
0.0816 |
82 |
1 |
105.32 |
2023-01-27 |
| 18. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
104.89 |
1.0413 |
0.0424 |
106 |
3 |
96.18 |
2023-01-24 |
| 19. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
104.56 |
1.0577 |
0.0161 |
77 |
3 |
95.88 |
2023-02-14 |
| 20. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
103.92 |
1.0294 |
0.0348 |
57 |
2 |
102.01 |
2023-01-28 |
| 21. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
102.50 |
0.9863 |
0.0611 |
66 |
1 |
102.50 |
2023-02-01 |
| 22. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
102.34 |
0.9839 |
0.0684 |
89 |
3 |
93.18 |
2023-01-27 |
| 23. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
101.46 |
0.9823 |
0.0596 |
79 |
2 |
98.22 |
2023-02-14 |
| 24. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
101.26 |
1.0596 |
-0.0302 |
91 |
1 |
101.26 |
2023-02-01 |
| 25. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
100.40 |
1.0168 |
0.0166 |
74 |
2 |
96.01 |
2023-02-01 |
| 26. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
100.34 |
1.0474 |
-0.0142 |
223 |
1 |
100.34 |
2023-01-24 |
| 27. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
99.80 |
1.0698 |
-0.0520 |
122 |
1 |
99.80 |
2023-01-20 |
| 28. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
99.69 |
1.0061 |
0.0062 |
53 |
1 |
99.69 |
2023-01-16 |
| 29. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
99.26 |
1.0305 |
-0.0133 |
93 |
1 |
99.26 |
2023-01-19 |
| 30. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
98.82 |
0.9638 |
0.0497 |
86 |
1 |
98.82 |
2023-01-19 |
| 31. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
98.52 |
0.9846 |
0.0281 |
144 |
1 |
98.52 |
2023-01-20 |
| 32. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
98.21 |
1.0082 |
0.0015 |
107 |
1 |
98.21 |
2023-01-26 |
| 33. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
97.80 |
1.0857 |
-0.0781 |
138 |
1 |
97.80 |
2023-01-22 |
| 34. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
97.57 |
1.0308 |
-0.0255 |
120 |
2 |
91.96 |
2023-01-26 |
| 35. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
96.30 |
1.0431 |
-0.0550 |
114 |
1 |
96.30 |
2023-01-26 |
| 36. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
96.15 |
1.0040 |
-0.0284 |
61 |
1 |
96.15 |
2023-01-22 |
| 37. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
96.15 |
1.0175 |
-0.0363 |
66 |
1 |
96.15 |
2023-01-14 |
| 38. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
96.07 |
1.0037 |
-0.0309 |
79 |
3 |
90.02 |
2023-02-01 |
| 39. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
94.83 |
1.0259 |
-0.0623 |
53 |
2 |
87.19 |
2023-02-01 |
| 40. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
94.43 |
0.9763 |
-0.0010 |
165 |
3 |
87.17 |
2023-02-01 |
| 41. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
93.99 |
1.0206 |
-0.0622 |
103 |
1 |
93.99 |
2023-01-28 |
| 42. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
93.65 |
1.1245 |
-0.1625 |
71 |
1 |
93.65 |
2023-01-16 |
| 43. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
91.92 |
1.0329 |
-0.0984 |
119 |
1 |
91.92 |
2023-01-19 |
| 44. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
90.50 |
1.0175 |
-0.0969 |
105 |
1 |
90.50 |
2023-02-01 |
| 45. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
89.87 |
0.9581 |
-0.0325 |
79 |
1 |
89.87 |
2023-01-16 |
| 46. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
89.66 |
1.1273 |
-0.2215 |
67 |
1 |
89.66 |
2023-01-20 |
| 47. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
89.20 |
0.9923 |
-0.0706 |
121 |
1 |
89.20 |
2023-02-14 |
| 48. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
89.02 |
0.9416 |
-0.0310 |
131 |
1 |
89.02 |
2023-01-28 |
| 49. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
88.96 |
0.9925 |
-0.0767 |
143 |
2 |
83.96 |
2023-01-22 |
| 50. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
88.26 |
0.8672 |
0.0347 |
115 |
2 |
86.53 |
2023-01-19 |
| 51. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
88.20 |
1.0243 |
-0.1166 |
188 |
1 |
88.20 |
2023-01-20 |
| 52. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
85.11 |
1.0134 |
-0.1408 |
103 |
2 |
80.71 |
2023-01-20 |
| 53. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
84.07 |
0.9008 |
-0.0372 |
129 |
2 |
82.41 |
2023-01-19 |
| 54. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
83.20 |
0.8968 |
-0.0432 |
85 |
3 |
80.95 |
2023-01-19 |
| 55. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
79.88 |
0.9157 |
-0.0966 |
116 |
1 |
79.88 |
2023-01-19 |
| 56. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
76.76 |
0.9741 |
-0.1812 |
101 |
1 |
76.76 |
2023-01-28 |