View Pit Stop page for race #987 by hollin — Ghost race
Official speed | 73.74 wpm (85.60 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | October 16, 2020 3:39:26am UTC |
Race Finish | October 16, 2020 3:40:51am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 3) |
Opponents |
2. straightupluck (75.84 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 108.16 |
Text | #3550709 (Length: 526 characters) Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you. |