wesley (theempiretriescrack)

Race #9599

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Official speed 63.56 wpm (73.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 16, 2022 1:51:46pm UTC
Race Finish June 16, 2022 1:53:00pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 3. gaurav_mali_26 (63.03 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 78.39
Text #4060269 (Length: 388 characters)

On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume was in charge?