King (flamingpheonix)

Race #902

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Official speed 58.93 wpm (71.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 26, 2025 7:14:33am UTC
Race Finish August 26, 2025 7:15:44am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 4. 29003442 (44.76 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 60.89
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.