muchinchai (muchinchai)

Race #4457

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Official speed 89.69 wpm (50.17 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 3, 2019 12:50:39pm UTC
Race Finish March 3, 2019 12:51:30pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. axee (83.79 wpm)
3. malfortune (76.62 wpm)
4. bing041026 (76.55 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 110.62
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.