Honey (thehoneyinspector)

Race #3874

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Official speed 73.21 wpm (61.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 10, 2019 4:50:29pm UTC
Race Finish May 10, 2019 4:51:31pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. freakinnickp (90.27 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 90.29
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.