View Pit Stop page for race #37 by iluvdix — Ghost race
View profile for Kenneth (iluvdix)
Official speed | 76.38 wpm (82.64 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 30, 2019 4:24:10pm UTC |
Race Finish | March 30, 2019 4:25:33pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
5. pippaola (71.03 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 112.02 |
Text | #3550709 (Length: 526 characters) Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you. |