deadman (aarrgggghh)

Race #3501

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Official speed 74.05 wpm (65.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 22, 2018 12:31:23pm UTC
Race Finish May 22, 2018 12:32:28pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. arielsetzer (87.77 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 88.85
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...