ApacheSparow (jimtheripper)

Race #2737

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Official speed 94.52 wpm (63.35 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 8, 2019 7:10:08pm UTC
Race Finish April 8, 2019 7:11:11pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. admw (102.84 wpm)
3. blaketflip (90.73 wpm)
4. theredspartan (67.08 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 146.51
Text #3811087 (Length: 499 characters)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.