Calaeb (pawwz)

Race #147

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Official speed 90.21 wpm (53.74 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 1, 2019 12:48:06pm UTC
Race Finish November 1, 2019 12:48:59pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. sovietwomble (110.20 wpm)
4. nitrousgamer (82.20 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 108.25
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...