View Pit Stop page for race #144 by simp — Ghost race
Official speed | 45.61 wpm (92.35 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | February 24, 2017 2:01:43pm UTC |
Race Finish | February 24, 2017 2:03:15pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (5 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. ryusaki626 (61.36 wpm) |
Accuracy | 89.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |