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4590007 Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally. 79 1,264 0.9581
4590010 What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of p... 127 1,294 1.0516
4590012 What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells. 81 1,579 1.1086
4590015 Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool. 75 1,336 1.0276
4590020 Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that. 63 1,490 1.0787
4590021 My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo. 69 99 1.0635
4590022 Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they cal... 99 1,467 1.1018
4590023 You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. 69 80 0.9563
4590024 I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. 57 1,457 1.0294
4590027 What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the ... 106 1,277 1.0413
4590028 What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name. 81 1,294 0.9992
4590029 What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the doo... 96 475 0.9646
4590030 I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in t... 117 1,491 1.0953
4590032 I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 64 96 1.0968
4590033 Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's your favorite kind ... 129 1,110 0.9008
4590034 Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 81 605 1.0567
4590035 Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and do... 96 509 0.9798
4590037 Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and that number skyrockets... 138 1,400 1.0857
4590039 How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on what kind of... 110 1,325 1.0783
4590042 Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. 59 1,406 0.9403
4590043 Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a man within 15 minu... 146 1,157 0.9720
4590046 I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover th... 165 1,153 0.9763
4590049 Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have children. So anybody wh... 162 1,332 1.0889
4590064 One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions yet to your ad that... 144 1,149 0.9846
4590065 I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were hard, food was scar... 113 829 1.0499
4590066 I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I eat 3 bags of chips ... 131 752 0.9416
4590067 To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. 53 1,062 1.0259
4590068 What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. 58 14 1.2825
4590069 Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. 53 966 1.0061
4590072 Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cops are working on it ... 91 1,003 1.0596
4590073 Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just... 103 844 1.0692
4590074 How does the solar system organize a party They planet! 55 975 0.9958
4590075 Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One was a salted! 74 951 1.0168
4590076 What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown! 66 972 1.0175
4590077 I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail, but apparently yo... 122 847 1.0698
4590078 Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instrume... 119 851 1.0329
4590079 I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my electric bill. It was th... 105 848 1.0175
4590080 Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll. 81 1,100 1.0476
4590081 I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone... 90 937 1.0389
4590083 I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why everyone makes such a ... 134 798 1.0560
4590084 A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should be more upset, but I'... 103 885 1.0206
4590085 Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, but he's never gonna g... 91 875 0.9886
4590086 What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot?... 154 801 1.0107
4590087 What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race? Wow, I relish t... 138 865 1.0464
4590088 My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas. 67 1,098 1.1273
4590089 The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give h... 107 776 1.0082
4590090 Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecuti... 93 802 1.0305
4590091 I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned ... 86 1,001 1.1443
4590092 How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. 61 880 1.0040
4590093 What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the thermometer, last time i... 97 857 1.0407
4590094 My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog managed to find it and bro... 121 840 1.0973
4590095 What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration? She draws a blank. 79 968 1.0037
4590096 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 76 854 0.9999
4590097 I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn't putt... 101 884 1.0417
4590098 What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding? ... 103 871 1.0134
4590099 I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could binomial. 68 900 0.9690