Text #82

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."

—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert

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30387. BigPoop (biggestpoop) 49.16 94% 2021-01-24
30388. Radu (bula_mare) 49.16 94% 2021-01-26
30389. Ben (bk100) 49.16 93% 2020-04-30
30390. sanita (szanne) 49.16 98% 2018-05-09
30391. abdallah (abdallah326) 49.16 86% 2017-02-01
30392. Talal (ta_xr) 49.15 98% 2023-02-06
30393. Will (slamdado) 49.15 95% 2018-09-04
30394. Ashwin (ultradestroyer10) 49.15 94% 2021-04-18
30395. wahaha (wakeke) 49.15 2010-03-02
30396. Send (typer10067) 49.15 96% 2019-02-12
30397. Nian (n14ncyber) 49.15 98% 2018-08-01
30398. benjamin (dyingthief12) 49.15 96% 2011-08-19
30399. Jon (jonriklan) 49.14 90% 2016-02-23
30400. Aaron (aaron_gaming) 49.14 96% 2022-06-13
30401. Penny (hellopenny) 49.14 95% 2011-07-14
30402. henryshort (henryshort) 49.14 2010-07-13
30403. CHANDRA SEKHAR (chanduandsa... 49.13 97% 2021-02-27
30404. Cory (bbuckler) 49.13 81% 2013-09-22
30405. Chelsea (chelseacoughsupgli... 49.13 95% 2011-05-08
30406. Amanda (manda8) 49.12 2010-07-31
30407. Bé bỏng (be_bong) 49.12 2009-01-13
30408. neymar (zerocool345) 49.11 95% 2016-09-04
30409. Qlys (qlys) 49.11 92.9% 2021-02-19
30410. An (anladen) 49.11 94% 2021-03-21
30411. Genzer (genzer) 49.11 2010-08-18
30412. Omar (omarobeya) 49.11 87% 2013-12-23
30413. Mustafa (msfilmwala) 49.11 94% 2013-06-04
30414. Evgen (jonnyone) 49.11 90% 2015-06-23
30415. Devin (devoaz) 49.11 2010-03-02
30416. Spacebar (00100000) 49.10 94.2% 2021-02-01

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Universe Races Average WPM First Race
Default (English) 103,420 72.03 August 4, 2008
Instant Death Mode 138 74.39 March 30, 2010
Riverside Middle School 11 40.89 January 26, 2011
##typeracer 4 68.54 January 24, 2021
TypeRacer Classic 2 61.02 November 8, 2021
Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe 1 30.13 January 18, 2013
All TypeRacer Texts 0 0.00 January 1, 1970