Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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566. | (dispidi) | 130.21 | 96% | 2021-11-17 |
567. | Benson (dalegribble) | 130.20 | 98% | 2013-05-18 |
568. | forgot how to type (glacier... | 130.19 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
569. | Lucas (qbz_) | 130.15 | 95% | 2013-01-23 |
570. | のずでぬ (nozden) | 130.13 | — | 2010-04-12 |
571. | Dowon (dowon) | 130.12 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
572. | Xin (giorgi1123) | 130.12 | 99% | 2019-07-02 |
573. | e (javascriptdude) | 130.11 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
574. | Mzry (mizery) | 130.11 | 100% | 2013-01-26 |
575. | Jon (jonazn) | 130.11 | 97% | 2016-06-29 |
576. | Justine (jaiiti) | 130.08 | — | 2008-11-20 |
577. | Colemak Lost (_champ_) | 130.05 | 98% | 2021-12-04 |
578. | Dommaaaa (khara) | 130.05 | — | 2009-10-28 |
579. | microdan (loliloliloli) | 130.05 | 98% | 2015-12-30 |
580. | Akshay (aksseet) | 129.95 | 98% | 2022-06-13 |
581. | Jeff (luckayluck) | 129.94 | — | 2009-06-25 |
582. | Mark (anaverageaopser) | 129.92 | 94% | 2015-09-25 |
583. | oopsie woopsie (nickthebic) | 129.91 | 99% | 2020-11-20 |
584. | Joe (neimad7) | 129.90 | 99% | 2023-05-28 |
585. | Kawki (kawkii) | 129.87 | — | 2008-09-14 |
586. | Mifune (c9h13n) | 129.87 | — | 2011-04-14 |
587. | Robert (baffles) | 129.87 | — | 2010-10-21 |
588. | Tess (makeleletoulalan) | 129.83 | 100% | 2022-12-24 |
589. | Justin (jmbarrie) | 129.80 | 97% | 2013-11-01 |
590. | Tom (tluo3497) | 129.77 | 98% | 2020-04-01 |
591. | David (nahob) | 129.75 | 98% | 2012-12-11 |
592. | (poke1) | 129.75 | 98% | 2017-06-14 |
593. | Jordan (jordan) | 129.75 | — | 2010-07-01 |
594. | Frantman (frantman) | 129.69 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
595. | Gabe (kordyon) | 129.66 | — | 2008-09-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 103,420 | 72.03 | August 4, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 138 | 74.39 | March 30, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |