I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1312. | jellymagic (jellymagic) | 79.69 | 97% | 2024-04-03 |
1313. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 79.60 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
1314. | rae (rae29) | 79.57 | 95% | 2024-04-16 |
1315. | tstats[uvarowite] (uvarowite) | 79.57 | 96% | 2024-03-14 |
1316. | Lobster🦞 (itisu127) | 79.54 | 94.4% | 2023-10-11 |
1317. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 79.52 | 96% | 2023-06-29 |
1318. | Galamb (galamb) | 79.52 | 96.8% | 2024-02-27 |
1319. | George (hermionegeorge) | 79.50 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
1320. | Dios (gembili666) | 79.49 | 97.2% | 2024-01-22 |
1321. | Shaswathan (shas16) | 79.46 | 97% | 2024-01-07 |
1322. | PR (mrprx) | 79.45 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
1323. | ExciteByte (excitebyte) | 79.45 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
1324. | levi (leviathan_307) | 79.39 | 96% | 2023-10-02 |
1325. | Cian (ashal99) | 79.31 | 96% | 2023-10-11 |
1326. | relak (nxthann) | 79.29 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
1327. | mohit (madara989) | 79.27 | 95.8% | 2023-10-09 |
1328. | Abhishek (create_a_account) | 79.25 | 97% | 2023-06-28 |
1329. | kiv (kivv) | 79.25 | 95% | 2024-03-15 |
1330. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 79.24 | 93% | 2023-09-13 |
1331. | Luis (regneva17) | 79.10 | 97% | 2023-07-15 |
1332. | Benjamin (benky25) | 79.10 | 95% | 2023-06-08 |
1333. | Trent (tdavis23540) | 79.04 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
1334. | Gidean (gidean) | 78.97 | 96% | 2024-03-02 |
1335. | jojo (jojoball) | 78.97 | 97% | 2023-10-09 |
1336. | gurgelgurka (gurgelgurka) | 78.95 | 99% | 2024-01-11 |
1337. | donquixote (radio_knife) | 78.94 | 97.9% | 2023-11-07 |
1338. | Rishav (rishavmngo) | 78.89 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
1339. | anguelo (anguelo_colemakdh) | 78.87 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
1340. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 78.87 | 95% | 2023-09-12 |
1341. | Gordon (zxdondon) | 78.84 | 96% | 2023-10-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |