I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
Active since April 12, 2023.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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271. | eskinitasaermita (2001or21) | 113.55 | 97% | 2023-07-05 |
272. | BigChungus (vynzvynz) | 113.51 | 99% | 2023-07-04 |
273. | AntiFemboyPreacher (goofyah... | 113.49 | 96.7% | 2023-12-14 |
274. | Todd (jeez560) | 113.45 | 97.8% | 2024-01-17 |
275. | + (doublestab) | 113.34 | 97.5% | 2024-03-13 |
276. | Ryan (potatoz10) | 113.30 | 98% | 2024-02-04 |
277. | asj (asj_benc) | 113.23 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
278. | TALADEGA (manicc) | 113.05 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
279. | Jake (ashborn32_s) | 113.00 | 97% | 2024-01-08 |
280. | M (nazarene7) | 112.95 | 98% | 2023-08-23 |
281. | JusticeEX (justiceex) | 112.93 | 98.2% | 2023-10-13 |
282. | arigrate (mercury80) | 112.89 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
283. | CJ (bighiest) | 112.83 | 98.1% | 2024-02-27 |
284. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 112.66 | 97.3% | 2024-03-15 |
285. | (monpre) | 112.63 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
286. | sskhynix (sskhynix) | 112.57 | 98% | 2024-04-12 |
287. | Arouthiunoff (arouthiunoff) | 112.56 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
288. | ㅤ (clarified) | 112.55 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
289. | Sev (sevi_) | 112.54 | 96.7% | 2023-12-15 |
290. | batbold (bb__) | 112.46 | 98% | 2023-07-22 |
291. | Kai حيادي (famboy32) | 112.46 | 97% | 2023-05-03 |
292. | Laura (viscoseoce) | 112.42 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
293. | Jonathan (ilaghardcore) | 112.42 | 96.3% | 2023-09-24 |
294. | James (jimbowick) | 112.35 | 98% | 2024-02-03 |
295. | こお (koo_ty) | 112.34 | 97% | 2023-06-19 |
296. | 舞龙等于春节 (ethan_k) | 112.34 | 98% | 2023-06-28 |
297. | Ricky (muffinpotato) | 112.33 | 98.1% | 2024-01-22 |
298. | baba (multiplevioletkoala) | 112.25 | 100% | 2023-06-10 |
299. | JRC (jrc1002) | 112.12 | 96.4% | 2023-10-05 |
300. | pwned (16wpm) | 112.07 | 98% | 2023-09-06 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,598 | 97.18 | April 12, 2023 |