I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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596. | Parsarch (parsrch) | 61.88 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
597. | Shouen (shouenlee10) | 61.81 | 95% | 2020-11-19 |
598. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 61.76 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
599. | nyet (slickman) | 61.69 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
600. | Gerardo (18gtorres) | 61.67 | 95% | 2020-11-29 |
601. | Par (tuxyuwu) | 61.62 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
602. | Eugenio (eugenioleal) | 61.62 | 99% | 2020-12-03 |
603. | Daniel (pepsimaxco) | 61.55 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
604. | left (actual01) | 61.53 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
605. | eric (ericpr) | 61.35 | 94% | 2020-11-22 |
606. | Kelli (psychpatient27) | 61.34 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
607. | return NULL; (honor12) | 61.24 | 95% | 2020-11-06 |
608. | Mr (karrotparker) | 61.15 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
609. | J (irocamora) | 61.15 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
610. | Typeracer Premium UI Chrome... | 61.14 | 95% | 2020-11-15 |
611. | Trent (tsteele07) | 61.07 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
612. | ALOK (alkkumar) | 61.04 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
613. | Abhay (at8109) | 60.88 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
614. | Will (qutipe) | 60.77 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
615. | Ajand (ajand) | 60.69 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
616. | Patrick (ugonnaeatthatcrois... | 60.55 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
617. | Lexx (nglexx) | 60.45 | 94% | 2020-12-12 |
618. | гниль (kammarheit) | 60.41 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
619. | TinyTim (lavoiet) | 60.29 | 98% | 2020-12-19 |
620. | Uladzislau (tumilok) | 60.09 | 97% | 2020-12-09 |
621. | yixuan (ixuan) | 60.07 | 95% | 2020-10-24 |
622. | Mark (markisimo) | 60.02 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
623. | Levi (birdsan) | 59.96 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
624. | g (egem) | 59.95 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
625. | cLone (kirina) | 59.86 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
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Default (English) | 1,500 | 106.05 | October 9, 2020 |