Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2564. | Phil (pliao39) | 74.75 | 96% | 2019-11-20 |
2565. | Flaccidbone (flaccidbone) | 74.75 | 96% | 2019-01-13 |
2566. | Jere (jerel) | 74.74 | 95% | 2020-03-03 |
2567. | Stijn (stijn725) | 74.72 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
2568. | Ronan (zzztaco) | 74.72 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
2569. | Guus (mr_leepel_) | 74.71 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
2570. | Maggie (maggals) | 74.70 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
2571. | dysprosium (dyspr0sium) | 74.70 | 96% | 2019-11-21 |
2572. | (^βΏ^) (markz932) | 74.69 | 96% | 2020-04-07 |
2573. | Calypso (lyrarah) | 74.68 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
2574. | Martine (martinee) | 74.67 | 96% | 2020-03-27 |
2575. | lonald (lonald) | 74.66 | 97% | 2017-12-17 |
2576. | Zephaniah (pandu11) | 74.65 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
2577. | Devin (ledguy) | 74.64 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
2578. | Hillary (typeymane) | 74.64 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
2579. | π¨πΆπΊ (voops) | 74.64 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
2580. | Reebane (reebane) | 74.62 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
2581. | Ethiopia (edmaanihc@gmail.c... | 74.62 | 97% | 2018-09-04 |
2582. | Taylor. (tlrayo) | 74.61 | 94% | 2017-10-22 |
2583. | Brian (briantranny) | 74.59 | 96% | 2017-09-25 |
2584. | Mukesh Yadav (mukeshyadav) | 74.58 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
2585. | Fredrik (falcanen) | 74.58 | 98% | 2018-01-23 |
2586. | Quentin (qcaruso) | 74.57 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
2587. | maestro (maestro778) | 74.57 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
2588. | doh (dohmain) | 74.56 | 99% | 2019-01-31 |
2589. | sarai (yuki3721) | 74.56 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
2590. | Jamison (y4mz) | 74.56 | 93% | 2017-11-23 |
2591. | Andrej (apalias) | 74.55 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
2592. | Shoujo (shoujo) | 74.55 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
2593. | muslim (spooky_sec) | 74.51 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
α Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |